[03/28/2026] I can’t believe I’m 40 lol
Apparently I survived low-rise jeans, side bangs, AIM away messages, digital cameras, and all the Top 8 betrayal. Honestly? Huge for me.
About me: We were young, unserious, and absolutely thriving. This page is a public record of peak cultural achievement.
Fav Quotes!: "You fell for it, bitch!" - Me
"Don't break my coffee table, it's from the 60s!" - Also, Me
"Is it 1984? Are you the Karate Kid? NO!" - Me, Again!
"Wood is Good!" - Moi
"I'm kinda pretty right now" - BWood
"The only magic I believe in is Harry Potter" - Some very wise, cool person (me!)
"There's syrup in my hair" - BLW
About me: Happy 40th birthday to the one who lived through the golden era of the internet and somehow came out even cooler.
Who I'd like to meet: 2004-era us, but with today’s budget.
Music: The Strokes, emo-adjacent bangers, Ludaaaaaa, songs that make you stare out a car window dramatically.
Movies: Broadway musicals, Anything "edgy" that felt life-changing at 17.
Heroes: Tom, obviously.
Brittney's Top 8
Tom
myspace founder
Jess
day one
BLaw
twin
Arch
ride or die
Hannibal
favorite child
Brett (Bert)
husbando
Barack Obama
44th us president
Lady Gaga
bday buddy